DLD006 - Not A Morning Person - 24 card pack

SKU:DLD006
Barcode:9326494023785
Dimensions:115 x 80 x 30mm
Weight:105 g

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Birds do it so they can catch...

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Barcode: 9326494023785

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence quiet meditation reflection not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

Weight: 105 g
Format: Boxed set of 24 quote cards and timber stand.
Dimensions: 115 x 80 x 30mm

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