DGCA090 - Me: Siri, remind me to go to the gym - rude birthday card

Dimensions:115 x 160mm
Weight:0.019 kg

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Me: "Siri, remind me to go to the gym." Siri: "I've...

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Me: "Siri, remind me to go to the gym." Siri: "I've added gin to your shopping list." Happy birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with New Zealand's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

Weight: 0.019 kg
Format: Card & Envelope
Dimensions: 115 x 160mm

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