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85 x 55 x 30 mm | Peppermint and poppy seeds | Individually wrapped novelty soap
Know a smart arse? This delightful bar will let them buff their ring until it shines like a new brass penny! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake ’em up!
For a lush tush sweet cheeks and buffed buns this perky peppermint novelty soap is an absolute cracker!
We love aromatherapy and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh quality beautifully fragranced. And hilarious naturally. (OK so the names are wickedly hilarious but the fun soap bars themselves are seriously good).
A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous not flabby ass.
Contains no palm oil and is paraben plastic artificial perfumes artificial colours and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals so it’s fun effective and kind!
These funny soaps are handmade using traditional and ethical processes in Bellingen Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious they were voted UK Gift of the Year.
Perhaps they'd also like our Sweaty Flaps or Tits 'n' Fanny novelty soap?
Ingredients:
Coconut Vegetable Olive and Castor Oils
Shea Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Peppermint Eucalyptus Essential Oil & Poppyseeds.
Weight: 150 g
All retail orders over NZ$100 shipped freight-free.
For retail orders less than $100.00 the standard freight and handling charge will be $6.00 + GST Auckland area, or $9.50 + GST to addresses elsewhere in New Zealand.
We aim to ship your order within 24 hours. Receive a free gift with every order.
All our products are designed and produced with great care and attention to detail, and we hope you will be delighted with them. We are very particular about maintaining the highest standards of quality across our merchandise.
If, however, goods arrive damaged, claims must be made within 7 days. Returns need to be authorised by Affirmations NZ Ltd.
